Saw a Unicorn today

"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon) 06/10/2015 at 16:41 • Filed to: None

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So not only is there apparently at least one Chrysler Aspen somewhere near me, there is also evidently a GMC Envoy XUV.

Zohaibman72 > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:44

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BEIGE CHRYSLER SEBRING! WHAT!?

those are so rare omfg

spanfucker retire bitch > Zohaibman72 06/10/2015 at 16:45

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I figured you’d go for the much more obvious Rogue.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:49

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An Aspen and an Envoy? So these are the unicorns that are just short of being sent to the magical glue factory, right?

Then again, all glue is magical. *SNORT*

Stupidru > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:49

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These are sofa king ugly

Zohaibman72 > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:52

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Those are quite rare, but not as rare as a Sebring.

spanfucker retire bitch > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 06/10/2015 at 16:54

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They’re more like really skinny, west African rhinos.

Which are just as rare as Unicorns. Because they’re extinct. :(

Takuro Spirit > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:56

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Guy I work with bought a 2WD XUV. He never carried a potted tree in the back like in the commercials. I was disappoint.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 16:59

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Oddly enough, I see three or four different Envoy XUVs a week. Apparently people around the NJ-PA-DE area love them.

spanfucker retire bitch > Takuro Spirit 06/10/2015 at 16:59

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I can’t imagine why anyone would buy one. Weren’t they known for leaking like a sieve too because of the way that rear door sealed with the roof?

Takuro Spirit > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 17:03

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I know he got an extended warranty and had a few things fail on it after buying it. No, it wasn’t from Carmax.

TxBrumski > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 17:09

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I have an aunt that bought one new and never drove it. Still has it. It’s the only one I’ve ever seen.

Sn210 > spanfucker retire bitch 06/10/2015 at 17:55

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Nice! I’ve had a strange ability to spot Lincoln Mark LT’s on a regular basis.